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sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(via the-golden-age-of-gr0tesque)

lokeanconcubine:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

I JUST CAN’T ORDER.

(Source: winchestersaints, via carr-crash-rhet0ric)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via orgasm)